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Do you wanna be a hero in the sky?
Do you wanna be a hero in the sky?
High adventure, higher pay, join the Space Marines today
Yeah, you’re gonna be a hero in the sky!

Do you wanna wear a macho uniform?
Do you wanna wear a macho uniform?
Olive shirt and BVDs, pants that bag around the knees
Yeah, we’ll put you in a macho uniform!

Do you wanna rise as early as the birds?
Do you wanna rise as early as the birds?
Well, on that you’ll have no choice, when you hear the sergeant’s voice
Yeah, you’ll always rise as early as the birds!

Do you wanna eat exotic space cuisine?
Do you wanna eat exotic space cuisine?
Powdered eggs and wafer bar, nameless stew and burger char
Yeah, you’ll always eat exotic space cuisine!

Do you wanna own the latest weaponry?
Do you wanna own the latest weaponry?
Guns that jam and spray like hell, with their stocks made by Mattel
Yeah, you’ll always own the latest weaponry!

Do you wanna take a bodybuilding course?
Do you wanna take a bodybuilding course?
Our basic training tends to put muscles at both ends
Yeah, we’ll put you through a bodybuilding course!

Do you wanna kiss some gorgeous foreign dames?
Do you wanna kiss some gorgeous foreign dames?
On a hundred worlds or more, there’s still just one kind of whore
Yeah, that’s what you’ll see of gorgeous foreign dames!

Do you wanna test the latest weapons made?
Do you wanna test the latest weapons made?
On every other pass, one’ll get you in the ass
Yeah, that’s how you’ll test the latest weapons made!

Do you wanna further medical research?
Do you wanna further medical research?
Between modern weaponry and the new kinds of VD,
You will surely further medical research!

Would you be young and handsome all your life?
Would you be young and handsome all your life?
Well, the odds are good that you will be dead by twenty-two,
So you will be young and handsome all your life!

Hero is a four-letter word
Hero is a four-letter word
Just another term for Fool, and you’ll learn well in our school
That Hero is a four-letter word
That Hero is a four-letter word

Разве что на кухню, суп варить.

mafbot, ВАХА водитель это вот

Я хочу быть Тразином :(

MrJulienne, да надо было ещё запятую приделать.